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$BALDO
FROM HAIR TO MILLIONAIRE
(JUST KIDDING, LOST BOTH)
CA: 0x210d56f4dd23168ce3a9ce3082060e8c24582e3d
TOKENOMICS
THE BALDO SAGA
2021
FULL HAIR
FULL HOPIUM
2022
LEVERAGED TO TITS
HAIR FALLING FAST
2023
CHROME DOME
LEGENDARY STATUS
THE LEVERAGE INCIDENT
125X LEVERAGE ON A DOG COIN. LIQUIDATED IN 47 SECONDS. HAIR DIDN'T FALL OUT - IT LITERALLY EVAPORATED.
LUNA CLASSIC PTSD
"STABLE COIN" THEY SAID. "RISK FREE 20% APY" THEY SAID. LOST $250K AND EVERY SINGLE HAIR FOLLICLE.
THE BALDENING
NOW I'M HERE. NO HAIR, NO MONEY, BUT INFINITE MEME POTENTIAL. $BALDO IS MY REDEMPTION ARC (COPIUM).
BALD MAP
PHASE 1
LAUNCH & LOSE HAIR
Fair launch, LP locked, devs doxxed (they're bald too)
PHASE 2
MARKETING MADNESS
KOLs, raids, memes everywhere. CT won't escape $BALDO
PHASE 3
CEX OR DIE TRYING
Major exchange listings. Baldo goes global
PHASE 4
BALD WORLD ORDER
NFTs, games, IRL events. Total baldness domination
WALL OF SHAME
@CryptoKing2021
100% BALDHAD $250K IN LUNA. WATCHED IT GO TO $0.50. WIFE FOUND ME IN BATHROOM TRYING TO GLUE HAIR BACK ON.
@DeFiDegen420
85% BALDGOT RUGGED 4 TIMES IN ONE DAY. SAFEMOON, SAFEMARS, SAFEEARTH, SAFEURANUS.
@LeverageLarry
95% BALD125X ON DOGE. ELON TWEETED. I CELEBRATED. THEN I GOT LIQUIDATED. HAIR JUST... DISAPPEARED.
@NFTNightmare
90% BALDBOUGHT 50 "INVISIBLE APES" FOR 10 ETH. THEY REALLY WERE INVISIBLE. SO IS MY HAIR NOW.
WISDOM
"WHEN EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT A COIN,
YOU'RE ALREADY THE EXIT LIQUIDITY"
"THE ONLY THING 100X LEVERAGE GUARANTEES
IS 100X FASTER BALDNESS"
"IF IT HAS 'SAFE' IN THE NAME,
YOUR SCALP IS IN DANGER"
"BUY HIGH, SELL LOW, CRY ALWAYS.
THIS IS THE JEET WAY"
